twinkmob:

if yahoo buys tumblr i say that we should all just post as much porn as we can until they slowly walk away

romulusthread:

panemsrebellion:

romulusthread:

STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT

you are a gay teenage boy

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

y0ungandfragile:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

arealmonsterxvx:

samapitongzabala:

whentherestrouble:

flimzy:

people who’re always up in the middle of the night are either:

lonely

in love 

or

sad 

or watching anime

or nightblogging

or masturbating

or reading gay fanfiction 

or writing gay fanfiction

So lonely or sad

Happy mother day

hiddleception:

decodethefallenmoon:

mr-onceler:

taleasoldastimelords:

cliffrose-acetone:

emilie-faith:

itwasabusinessdoingpleasure:

spookydingoinnuendo:

riddlemehiddleston:

blinkanditsover:

Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee

I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP

how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee

This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.

^they’re a kind of crisp in the UK

you don’t know how hard i’m laughing at the americans who didn’t get it omg

if it’s not american it doesn’t exist

what the fuck is a crisp

I’m dying at the cultural differences going on omfg lol

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!